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Monkey Spanker- Quickie

Apollo — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:25:15 +0000

This In-genius masturbator tool brings the portability for a quick jack-off session. I found the monkey Spanker also a useful tool for my wife as we where getting ready in the bathroom she got the idea to wrap her naked body around me and insert my tool through the Monkey Spanker. After few slow and quick strokes she had me squeezing out all the

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Monkey Spanker – The vibrating male masturbator, foreplay toy and couples sex tool. Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a brand new innovative tool for spanking the monkey. Based on a diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube around your dick when in use. The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material for soft loveliness. Monkey Spankers are really good fun and feel better than both hand & blow jobs, are easy to use and can produce an intense and extremely satisfying orgasm in no time.

LELO BOB: The gentleman’s plug

Apollo — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:58:37 +0000

Lelo’s new line of products for men includes a cock ring and a couple of buttplugs. I was hoping to score the Earl buttplug, which comes in either gold or stainless steel and includes a pair of nifty cufflinks. Unfortunately, Earl retails for nearly $600 for the stainless steel version and almost $1000 for the gold version, making it way too rich for my blood — and my bottom. Ah, maybe some day! In the meantime, I’m very much enjoying Bob, Earl’s much more affordable silicone cousin. Bob comes in deep blue or wine-like red and ships in the usual gorgeous Lelo fashion: pretty gift box, fitted inner box, storage bag, instructions and one-year warranty. You just have to love a sex toy that comes with both instructions and a warranty. See that cute little ring at the base of Bob? As soon as I pulled Bob from the box that ring begged to be placed around my finger so that I could twirl Bob around in a circle. My partner and my cats were amused. Sure, the purpose of the ring is to keep the toy from slipping all the way inside, but who says you can’t have vanilla fun with your butt toys too? Later I slid Bob home into my bottom. Because of his small size, Bob would be perfect for even the most nervous anal amateur. I am not, however, an anal amateur; even so, Bob felt awesome while my partner had his way with my pussy. He could feel some slight, gentle pressure from the plug, but it certainly wasn’t as intense as what a male partner would feel from a glass or metal buttplug. It was a pleasant surprise to discover how well Bob stayed in place during the fucking. Because he’s so small and lacks a thin “neck,” I really expected him to shoot out like a cap out of a pop gun when I got excited. He didn’t budge in the least. Cleaning Bob couldn’t be easier. Just wash him off with hot soapy water and he’s good to go. To sanitize the toy between partners, boil it for three minutes or run it through the dishwasher with no soap on the top rack. Using a silicone toy in the behind is much easier than messing around with some silly jelly toy, which will absorb stains and odor and cannot be sterilized. Seriously, stick with silicone

nJoy Pure Plug 2.0

Apollo — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:47:04 +0000

In testing the njoy I wore the plug six to 14 hours a day each day for about two weeks. During that time I only experienced minor discomfort while wearing the plug and only after five hours if at all. I was able to go about my daily activities totally unhindered by the njoy. It was tough getting it in the first time but that was mental as much if not more than it was physical, it was somewhat intimidating.

The weight and shape of the large njoy are what stand out at a glance. It manages to be both large and small at the same time by having a unique shape. Its also striking visually with it’s smooth steel finish, so smooth in fact that despite it’s large size it takes far less lube then my other plug (a tantus ryder). Njoy packages the plug in a black plastic box with a foam mold and magenta cloth inside to hold the plug in place (think of a giant ring box). Very nice, its so nice looking in fact I actually felt bad about putting it in my butt the first time.

The large njoy is 1.5 inches wide at the head and it has 3.5 inches of insertable length with a thin loop handle for comfort. It weights about 1 pound and is made of surgical grade steel. The steel gives it a distinctive weight and is nonporous. As an extra bonus can be placed in warm or cold water prior to insertion for a twist. I’ve tried it cold twice now and both times it was a very different sensation than just wearing the plug at room temperature.

The plug’s shape is its most unusual feature; the head of it is shaped very much like a strawberry so it goes in fairly easily but resists coming out, coupled with the thin neck and handle the njoy plug is a wholly different experience from a more conventionally (roughly phallic) shaped plug . With its significant weight you won’t forget that you’re wearing it. The small neck and handle enable it to be comfortably worn all day and even when sitting theres none of the normal discomfort I associate with other plugs.

The size and weight might be too much for some people but thats what the other two sizes are for. The njoy does resist coming out so that while wearing it I’ve never been a concerned that I’d lose it during the day. I ‘d be remiss if I failed to mention that its going to be harder then conventional plugs to take out. I should probably also mention that it took some time for me to get used to removing the plug after having only worn a conventionally shaped plug before. My Ryder, for example, has a comparatively slight change in diameter between the neck and the body of the plug and no ridge but the njoy is short and wide with a very thin neck so it feels bigger when trying to remove it even though the neck is tapered.

If I were to change anything about this toy I’d make it slightly bigger, maybe lengthen the body, in order to make it heavier. I really enjoy the weight of it but want more. In all I really like this plug to the point that its almost completely displaced my other toys.

FleshLight TERA PATRICK TWISTA

Apollo — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:39:32 +0000

FleshLight released an edition branded to adult superstar Tera Patrick today, adding an exclusive design to its

collection of male sex toys. The company says that with the addition of the Tera Patrick toys to its roster, Fleshlight is taking a major step toward the mainstream by trading on Patrick’s massive popularity

The Tera Patrick Fleshlight is offered in either the Lotus texture, which mimics the feel of vaginal intercourse, or a new texture, the Twista, which has an internal spiral of raised ribbing. Both will retail for $79.95, and additional Tera Patrick accessories and packages are slated for early 2009.
Plus, buyers of the Tera Patrick toy will have access to online features like Fleshlight Girls’ interactive penthouse, a Q-and-A, and an exclusive Flash game. Paired with Fleshlight’s massive affiliate network, the company is anticipating one of the largest product launches in novelty history.
“We feel that with Fleshlight we finally have found a superior product that will allow Tera to give fans and newcomers alike a fantasy experience unparalleled in any market,” says Evan Seinfeld, president of Teravision.
Patrick, too, is pleased with the partnership. “It turned out amazing,” she says. “What a turn on. Now everyone can experience me in a way never before possible. Fleshlight really is the next best thing to being there.”

FleshLight twista texture

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