Your Girlfriend will love it too!

toothpaste all over the counter!

Monkey Spanker – The vibrating male masturbator, foreplay toy and couples sex tool. Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a brand new innovative tool for spanking the monkey. Based on a diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube around your dick when in use. The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material for soft loveliness. Monkey Spankers are really good fun and feel better than both hand & blow jobs, are easy to use and can produce an intense and extremely satisfying orgasm in no time.

The Iris vibrator is 8” long which is designed ergonomically for a woman’s body by being a curved shape rather than long and straight. The bottom 3 inches is considered the handle with its’ unique interface dial which uses a LED indicator to inform the user when they move from pattern one to pattern five, and within each pattern mode the 7 different levels of intensity. At the bottom of the Iris one will find a silicone cap which covers a DC socket for charging. The main body of the Iris measures about 5 inches and is split between the Base Pleasure Point and the Crown Pleasure Point.

When I first tried it, I introduced it to our regular love-making session and unfortunately didn’t really have a good time with it. We tried the Iris’ different modes and just didn’t find it as enjoyable as we expected. Then a week later, I tried it out solo. I lit a candle beside my bedside and began to masturbate by slowly testing out all the variations that the Iris offers. As I found the vibration styles that suited my pleasure, I relaxed to let my body take in the euphoria that washed over me as each vibration pulsed through my body. The Iris enabled me to enjoy using it externally along and on my clitoris, while the curved shafted made it very flexible to use internally. In fact, the curved shaft made it very convenient to hit my G-Spot where it continuously built up the pressure and fluid, that when I rotated the Iris out and changed the vibration to lay and vibrate my clitoris, I was able to female ejaculate!

Overall, I love my Iris! With all the positive points that I’ve mentioned previously, I find that Lelo once again created a wonderful new vibrator that combines artistic design with well manufactured engineering. The Iris comes in two different colors, powder blue and powder pink, just perfect for any woman.

Where To Buy:

BabeLand.com Price: $136.00

SensualSutra.com Price: $ 72.99 to$ 74.99

I fondled and held my Pure Wand for quite some time before actually settling down and giving it a test run. For now, let’s get into the specifics of it before diving into my experience.

After practically destroying the discreet brown box, I sat there looking at what was obviously a white box, with the njoy logo, in black. Confused, because I was under the impression that the boxes were black, I messed with the white material and discovered it was just a paper cover, meant to add to the total njoy experience. The box was heavy, which I expected. I opened the lid, and there I sat, face-to-face with my brand new Pure Wand. Lifting it out, I knew it was going to be heavy, but not nearly as heavy as it was. A 1.5 lb steel double-dildo is a lot heavier than it looks. The majority of the weight sits at the larger end of the Pure Wand, where the bulb is a whopping inch and a half (1.5″). The smaller end is still heavy in its own right, but at an inch diameter, it’s not as bad as the other bulb. With the differing weights and sizes of this eight (8) inch toy was quite impressive, considering that it was reasonably priced for steel!

My only, and I do mean only, qualms with the Pure Wand, isn’t the toy itself. It’s the box that it comes in. While looking at the picture of any njoy toy, you imagine that it’s nestled in a bed of red satin-y material. That’s only half true. Your njoy product sits in a bed, with a satin-y lining, but underneath it feels like styrofoam. Aside from that, everything else about the Pure Wand is fantastic. The bulbs are great for G-spot stimulation, P-spot (prostate) stimulation, and even exercising your Kegels. That’s right, Pure Wand, Kegels! As far as my experience with the Pure Wand goes, I had one of *the* best orgasms I’ve had in a while. No joke. I lay there, practically immobilized from ecstasy.

The Pure Wand is amazing for temperature play, because it can be cooled and heated. For the record, a cold Pure Wand is the way to go! It holds your body temperature quite well, which is always a plus. Also, since the Pure Wand is made out of steel, it can be fully sterilized – either boiled, put in the dishwasher (top rack, no soap) or washed in a 10% bleach solution (rinse after). That also means that you can use any kind of lube with the Pure Wand, and it won’t damage it, which is a major plus!

The weight and shape of the large njoy are what stand out at a glance. It manages to be both large and small at the same time by having a unique shape. Its also striking visually with it’s smooth steel finish, so smooth in fact that despite it’s large size it takes far less lube then my other plug (a tantus ryder). Njoy packages the plug in a black plastic box with a foam mold and magenta cloth inside to hold the plug in place (think of a giant ring box). Very nice, its so nice looking in fact I actually felt bad about putting it in my butt the first time.

The large njoy is 1.5 inches wide at the head and it has 3.5 inches of insertable length with a thin loop handle for comfort. It weights about 1 pound and is made of surgical grade steel. The steel gives it a distinctive weight and is nonporous. As an extra bonus can be placed in warm or cold water prior to insertion for a twist. I’ve tried it cold twice now and both times it was a very different sensation than just wearing the plug at room temperature.

The plug’s shape is its most unusual feature; the head of it is shaped very much like a strawberry so it goes in fairly easily but resists coming out, coupled with the thin neck and handle the njoy plug is a wholly different experience from a more conventionally (roughly phallic) shaped plug . With its significant weight you won’t forget that you’re wearing it. The small neck and handle enable it to be comfortably worn all day and even when sitting theres none of the normal discomfort I associate with other plugs.

The size and weight might be too much for some people but thats what the other two sizes are for. The njoy does resist coming out so that while wearing it I’ve never been a concerned that I’d lose it during the day. I ‘d be remiss if I failed to mention that its going to be harder then conventional plugs to take out. I should probably also mention that it took some time for me to get used to removing the plug after having only worn a conventionally shaped plug before. My Ryder, for example, has a comparatively slight change in diameter between the neck and the body of the plug and no ridge but the njoy is short and wide with a very thin neck so it feels bigger when trying to remove it even though the neck is tapered.

If I were to change anything about this toy I’d make it slightly bigger, maybe lengthen the body, in order to make it heavier. I really enjoy the weight of it but want more. In all I really like this plug to the point that its almost completely displaced my other toys.

d every day that the Eleven was not in my home. I’ve adored all the other Njoy toys I’ve had the opportunity to try. The Pure Wand is priceless. The Fun Wand is fabulous. The Pure Plugs are perfection. I keep all my cherished Njoys in a special box where no possible harm can come to them. Now that box has gotten 2.75# heavier due to the addition of the Eleven. And after using the Eleven (many, many times) my soul gradually is coming back to life. While all the other Njoys come packaged in sumptuous pink lined boxes, the Eleven arrives in something even more gorgeous. It’s a leather clutch-like bag with hidden magnetic closures. See? It’s really classy, and if I were a braver woman, I might be tempted to carry the clutch (sans toy) out for a nice dinner. Except that the leather is emblazoned with a tiny imprint of the manufacturer’s name. Maybe some day I’ll screw up my courage and try. I presented it to my pal one night during play-time. After he finished testing its weight (”Damn this is heavy,” quoth he) and marveling over its surface (”So shiny!”), he added some lube and came at me with it. Because I was slightly terrified of the larger end — it’s 2″ across — I had him start with the thinner end. It was absolutely perfect. See the ridges in the picture? Wow. So intense on the g-spot! There was much writhing, much gushing, and oh very much screaming. I didn’t expect such an explosive reaction from the ridges. After enjoying excellent results with the smaller end, my friend flipped the toy over, lubed it up once again and slid it home. I’d expected at least some degree of discomfort from this end — it’s 2″ across! — but had none at all. The stainless steel is so very smooth that with proper preparation and lots of lube, it worked great for me. My friend found that the groves provided an excellent hand-grip when he was using the larger end on me. When he switched back to my preferred smaller end, things got a little slippery for him, but it wasn’t anything that a quick wipe-down with a washcloth couldn’t handle. Stainless steel is a wonderful material for temperature play. Dip it in warm or cool water for a thrilling extra sensation. Even with no additional temperature variation, I found that the Eleven grew oh so hot once it had been in me for a while. My pal took it out and the toy rolled against my leg. It was burning up. The idea that my body and the toy had together generated that much raw heat got me wound up all over again. Clean up is always easy with a non-porous toy like the Eleven. Soap and water, an anti-bacterial cleanser, boiling or a trip through the dishwasher will leave the toy ready for its next use. Don’t use abrasives, and be sure to store the Eleven in a place where it won’t get scratched. If the surface is roughed up, the toy’s beauty will be dimmed, but its functionality will remain intact..

lelo Ella

Let me preface this review by pointing out that I tried my first Fun Factory product five years before I ever tried a LELO product. I used to wonder what the hype was about. I loved my Fun Factory products and couldn’t imagine that anything could equal, much less top them. I was wrong. Since then, I’ve had the pleasure of testing LELO Luna Beads, Liv, Lily and now Ella. I’ve read lots of rave reviews about Ella. All that I can say is: believe the hype. Seriously, this simple silicone dildo has raised the bar (as has LELO for adult luxury items in general) for dildo designers, manufacturers and retailers everywhere. Ella’s design is elegant, attractive and deceptively simple. She’s just a piece of platinum silicone, I reminded myself recently as I put her away reluctantly after a particularly ecstatic reunion. But wow, what she does to me. Ella has a wide, flanged end that targets the g-spot effortlessly and applies stimulation over the entire spot. Her other end is tapered and provides pinpointed stimulation to small areas like the middle of the cervix. She’s comfortable enough to wear as a vaginal plug but much too exciting for that, IMHO. I wouldn’t get anything done if she was riding discreetly between my lips, that’s for sure. Ella excels at everything that she does. She feels great massaging my clit, teasing my vaginal opening, caressing my juicy lips, and easing stress by gently relaxing my rosebud. Her flat end even feels good on my nipples and perineum. Her pointed end is great for acupressure on my million dollar point (mid-perineum). Ella cleans up with soap and water and stows away in her white satin drawstring pouch until she’s called upon to deliver ecstasy once again

What’s the hype?

From We-Vibe’s web site The We-Vibe is a brand new adult lifestyle luxury product from Standard Innovation Corp. Unique in design, this revolutionary product is the first ever toy that can be used while making love. The innovative design allows for both external and internal stimulation for women engaging in both solo and partner play.

What You Get

One vibrator that looks like mini purple tongs, a heavy duty plastic case (similar to a sunglasses’ case), cord for recharging and instructions.

What I Like

It’s simple low and high settings. Slide it to the left, you’re on low. Middle is off and to the right is high. The switch is protected under the outer silicone covering to protect it from water and fluids, so you may need to get a feel for it in the beginning, but once you do, it’s a piece of cake.

It feels good. It offers a variety of stimulation, external clitoral stimulation and internal vibrations with a little g-spot stimulation. The high setting was enough to get me off when I used it because the internal and external vibrations combined were so delicious.

It’s really quiet! These companies are getting it, women don’t want obnoxiously loud vibrators and the We-Vibe definitely isn’t. I was surprised with the power it has and how quiet it is. So don’t be afraid to use with people around, they’ll have no idea.

The toy is ribbed on the underside that touches your skin so that it doesn’t wobble and move about when you put it in place. That’s important because during intercourse many other vibes tend to get knocked out of place.

It’s made of medical grade silicone so it’s safe for women’s bodies, can be completely cleaned because it’s non-porous and doesn’t have any disturbing smells like some toys have.

It’s a hands free vibrator which is great for just kicking back for a luxurious, lazy masturbation session and even better for intercourse. You don’t have to worry about finding an intercourse position that will allow you to comfortably hold the vibe in place. Speaking of…

That’s what the We-Vibe folks are touting the most about and it’s not bullshit. This is a great vibe for intercourse. There are no annoying straps, cords or controllers to deal with. Just lube it up, turn it on, insert, lubricate the penis and have intercourse. I found it easy to use. From a guys point of view, my husband said he had no issues with the internal part of the vibrator. He said sex was comfortable for him and it didn’t feel as though he was rubbing against some foreign object. Plus my vagina was vibrating and that turned out to be additional pleasure for him. As the one wearing the vibe, I had the benefit of the feeling of fulfillment from intercourse with internal vibrations and external vibrations on my clit, all while my hands were free to roam, a very interesting and pleasurable experience.

The folks at Standard Innovation Corp are stepping up and giving customers a 30 day warranty, not many toy companies do that. They’re really helpful there as well, so if you experience any wackiness or difficulties with your We-Vibe, don’t hesitate to contact them by phone or email. Since this is a brand new item, they want to hear from the customers.

G-Spot Stimulation?

While the We-Vibe advertising also touts g-spot stimulation, I only experienced a little during both intercourse and masturbation. In order to get my g-spot going, I need some intense g-spot tapping and I just didn’t get that with this toy. However, women’s bodies do vary so while I didn’t feel a lot of g-spot stimulation, another woman may feel more.

Some Minor Issues, but Still Worth Mentioning

My only issues are with the instructions, the toy works well. You receive basic operating instructions. However, they have made such a unique item that I didn’t know how to use it for pleasure and the instruction sheet didn’t tell me, but recommend that I visit their web site. There I found a ton of information to have successful use with it. I would recommend that they make up a small instructional book so that if a person can’t get online, they can still figure out how to use this unique looking toy. Until they do that, please visit their web site www.We-Vibe.com for full information.

Another issue I had with their instructions was that I didn’t realize that you can’t allow the charge to die down. If you do, you can’t get it to recharge. This actually happened to mine, the We-Vibe folks replaced it immediately for me and my 2nd one works perfectly. Anyway, I’m so used to rechargeable items that don’t hold a charge if you recharge it too soon or too much. So with it being a new vibe, I didn’t know when the vibrations got really low until they did and then I couldn’t recharge it. This was probably my stupidity, but I’m here to tell you, keep your We-Vibe plugged in and charging then you won’t experience what I did.

Silly Part

When the We-Vibe arrived I was amazed at how small it is. All the photos on web sites make it appear like this large toy, but it easily fits in the palm of your hand. Not crazy big at all.

Cleaning

It’s easy to clean with a soapy warm washcloth or baby wipes. Just make sure the plug area is dry before plugging back in.

Guest Comments

A good friend of mine also has a We-Vibe and decided to share her thoughts with me for all of you, so I’m including them here:

“It was a lot of fun. Was laying on my back and popped it in and let it do it’s thing. Then I realized I had my hands free and no wires. (Addicted to magic wand much?) I liked it while I was on my back, on my front, on my knees, I could use it while standing. So after going through all different positions and getting more excited and at some point switching it to high I needed just a little more. It helped to wiggle it in and out and in the end had a pretty good ‘O’.”

Overall Thoughts

While the We-Vibe may not be totally unique in its design, it is unique in its use. It’s multipurpose, multi-stimulation gives women different options in one very discreet looking and quiet toy. It can be used for masturbation by itself or with your favorite dildo providing internal and external vibrations. It’s a great toy for intercourse because it’s hands free! Just lube it up, turn it on, send it in, position it and you’re all set. Men shouldn’t find it intrusive but quite pleasurable providing additional stimulating vibrations. Both your hands are still totally free to roam around and do all the naughty things they were meant to do. It’s a great 1st vibe for couples because it’s a toy you only need to interact with in the beginning, to set it, and at the end to remove it. Neither partner should get distracted from each other to interact with the toy.

The vibrations on high were surprisingly strong and the low setting is a great warmer upper. It’s a rechargeable toy so you don’t have to worry about replacing batteries. Keeping it plugged in will ensure that your We-Vibe is always ready for you to use. Its discreet plastic case allows you to keep it right out in the open on your nightstand without anyone being the wiser and allows for discreet travel too.

At the time of writing, the We-Vibe sells for $130. With the quality materials put into it, a clever and discreet design, along with a variety of uses, I feel this vibe is well worth it. As long as you care for it properly, you should get some mileage out of it.

Vital Stats:

Size: The upper part (external stimulator) measures 2.5″ long by 1.1″ wide and 0.75″ thick.
The lower part (internal stimulator) measures 3.25″ long by 1.1″ wide and 5/8″ thick.
Power Supply: It’s rechargeable, you only need to plug it in when not using it.
Water Friendly: I believe splash proof only so don’t submerge it under water like in a bath or pool.
Extras: Travel Case, Charger that’s country specific, Instruction sheet and 30 day Replacement Warranty

California Exotic Novelties has launched the latest addition to their very popular Passion Wave™ line of personal vibrators: the Passion Wave Teaser™. Cal Exotic’s President and Founder, Susan Colvin, stated, “Our goal is to bring the latest in technology to market in products that offer our customers many options in the toys they buy. The Passion Wave Teaser™ is but the latest example of our efforts to achieve customer satisfaction.”

The Passion Wave Teaser™ uses Cal Exotic’s patented technology that allows continuous wave motions up and down the shaft. If that weren’t enough, an external teasing tongue has been added for additional stimulation. Jackie White, Cal Exotic’s VP/Sales, adds, “We continuously ask our customers, ‘How can we improve your experience?’ and they let us know. Fortunately, we have the resources to meet their requests.”

Starting with its soft, pliable teaser head, the Passion Wave Teaser™ was designed for total satisfaction. The wave ribs move up the shaft. If you want the “tide to go out,” you can reverse the direction of the waves. There are three speeds for the wave motion.

The powerful, vibrating teaser tongue is smooth, soft, and made from unscented TPE material. The teasing tongue can also be set to one of three speeds of stimulation.

All of this action is easily controlled on the control panel, which features LED lights. Of course, the Passion Wave Teaser™ is waterproof. Its slimline design is easy to hold, and it’s powered by 3 AA batteries that fit into its EZ load battery pack.

Al Bloom, Director of Marketing for Cal Exotics, notes, “There are thousands of choices out there for the adult toy shopper. We strive to offer a point of difference by incorporating innovative thinking into the products our customers are looking for.”

The new Passion Wave Teaser™ was designed for the total pleasure experience. Whether one just wants to “ride the waves” or create their own personal tsunami, the Passion Wave Teaser™ can oblige.

Passion Wave®